Ron White Quotes

Enjoy the top 69 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Ron White.

Ron White Quotes

I do live like a rock star, but its not as great as it sounds. Its a lot of traveling.
— Ron White —

I had the right to remain silent ... but I didn't have the ability.

— Ron White

They call me Tater Salad

— Ron White

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

— Ron White

I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.

— Ron White

My goal is just to become a better comedian.

— Ron White

I have had a front row seat to observe Darren's success over the last few years and never fully knew the keys to his achievement. He has unselfishly revealed his secrets with The Compound Effect so that others can learn from his success. In my eyes, it is more valuable than gold!

— Ron White

I did have a deal for a little while a cigar company that never really materialized that much, except that I ended up with 100 boxes of my own cigars with my signature on them. Which is great, they are wonderful cigars but they never really fulfilled out so now I'm out of it. I can sign up with somebody else or go pick a blend or whatever. I probably will, there is no sense in not doing it.

— Ron White

I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans.

— Ron White

If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back.

— Ron White

You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.

— Ron White

Ron White Quotes Pictures

Want to see more pictures of Ron White quotes? Click on image of Ron White quotes to view full size.

Ron White Quotes Pictures 1
Ron White Quotes Pictures 2
Ron White Quotes Pictures 3
Ron White Quotes Pictures 4