Roddy Piper Quotes
Enjoy the top 31 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Roddy Piper.

“Ever notice Hulk Hogan aint got no hair on his chest? The only one whos got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.”
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“Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!”
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“I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.”
— Roddy Piper
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.
— Roddy Piper
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!
— Roddy Piper
I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.
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I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!
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Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?
— Roddy Piper
Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.
— Roddy Piper
Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.
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“Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.”
— Roddy Piper
“Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?”
— Roddy Piper
Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?
— Roddy Piper
“Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?”
— Roddy Piper
He's as strong as an ox ... and ALMOST as smart!
— Roddy Piper
Fighting is not internal, but it can be very spiritual. Everything acting is internal. One of my problems in making the transition is pulling back, but I'm working on it.
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“Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.”
— Roddy Piper
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