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Robert Orben Quotes

Its amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

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The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.

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We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

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The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world

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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

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It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.

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I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?'

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Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.

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I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education
show and tell. Show and Tell is a device created by grammar schools to communicate family secrets to 32 other families before 9:15 am in the morning.

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Wall Street is where prophets tell us what will happen and profits tell us what did happen.

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Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.

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It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

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All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.

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Humor is a marvelous communications tool, as Reagan has demonstrated so well. He has weathered many a storm that others might not have. With Reagan, people just say, 'There he goes again.' A sense of humor allows a president to back off a little from the tensions of the moment and take a calmer view of things.

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It always seems to someone outside the business that it is very difficult to write for a comedy show because it must be done quickly. Actually, it is much easier to write this humor than to do a joke or a show from scratch, because the audience knows the plot. Just mention what is going on and then deliver the punch line.

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