Rob Thurman Quotes

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Rob Thurman Quotes

Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.
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Why is it always the world? Why is it never just half a block? Or Jersey? You know, something we could live without?

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What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads.

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Most kids don't believe in fairy tales very long. Once they hit six or seven they put away "Cinderella" and
her shoe fetish, "The Three Little Pigs" with their violation of building codes, "Miss Muffet" and her
well-shaped tuffet-all forgotten or discounted. And maybe that's the way it has to be. To survive in the
world, you have to give up the fantasies, the make-believe. The only trouble is that it's not all
make-believe. Some parts of the fairy tales are all too real, all too true. There might not be a Red Riding
Hood, but there is a Big Bad Wolf. No Snow White, but definitely an Evil Queen. No obnoxiously cute
blond tots, but a child-eating witch ... yeah. Oh yeah.

— Rob Thurman

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath.
'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala
why am I even arguing about this with you?

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I am your brother. I was supposed to be your brother before either of us was born. Karmic debt. It appears I was Vlad the Impaler or Genghis Khan in a past life.

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I raised another shot. That sound you hear is the heads of moral conservatives spontaneously exploding in the distance.

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No, you're not like me. You're better. A better person, a better goddamn everything. Now, eat your breakfast. And if you open your mouth to say you aren't everything I know you are, I'll stuff that bagel in it. Plain. Without cream cheese.
Healthy food
the ultimate threat.

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Don't accept what's out there because that is all that's out there. Look for the new and unusual. Seek out what you genuinely want to read and don't settle.

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There are a lot of truths in this world. When it rains it pours. It's always darkest before the dawn. He who smelt it dealt it.

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You always remember the words that come back to bite you in the ass, no matter how much you'd like to forget them.

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You can't choose, who you are. No matter how you struggle, some things will never change. And maybe they schouldn't.

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He grabbed the legs and addressed their owner ... current owner anyway. "Hold still. I'll get you out in a second." Then he hissed at me "Trash goes in the garbage can, Zeke, not people."
It was clear to me this guy was trash, but Griffin probably wanted to sort him into paper, plastic, glass, and human waste of space. See? Psychotic.

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When I remembered Stefan first coming for me, it wasn't a man in a black mask or a crazy guy shoving Three Musketeers bars at me as he tried to convince me I was his brother. I remembered an ocean, dark as a universe without stars-black with guilt, despair, rage, violence, self loathing. All I could see was his hand reaching out of the water; the rest of him was buried in a liquid Hell he couldn't escape

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And he had it all over Octavian, let me tell you. Hung like a Pegasus, he was.

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Funny thing about faith ... it goes a lot faster than it comes.

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