Ralphie May Quotes
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“As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.”
— Ralphie May —
“As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.”
— Ralphie May
Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.
— Ralphie May
If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.
— Ralphie May
As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.
— Ralphie May
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