Ralphie May Quotes

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Ralphie May Quotes

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.
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Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.

— Ralphie May

If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.

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As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.

— Ralphie May

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