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Rachel Renee Russell Quotes

Wine intoxicates for a time, but the end is bitterness.
— Rachel Renee Russell —

STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT:
1 cup of cooked oatmeal
1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk)
2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness)
1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture)
1 can of split pea soup (for putrid green color)
1/4 cup of raisins (to increase gross-osity)
Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes
Let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature
Use liberally as needed
Makes 4 to 5 cups

— Rachel Renee Russell

Let your inner DORK shine through.

— Rachel Renee Russell

You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT

— Rachel Renee Russell

Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.

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The Hawk's keen nose is picking up the scent of a COWARD! Right . . . about . . . HERE! he snarled, and pointed at ME!

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I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie!

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We were supposed to be brainstorming. But, unfortunately, my brain was farting.

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I was like, JUST GREAT! Grandma is finally going SENILE! Doesn't she understand that some things in life you're STUCK with and powerless to change?! Jeez!

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Well, MacKenzie, YOU'RE the expert on toilets! It's only 8:00 a.m. and your BRAIN is completely CONSTIPATED while your MOUTH has a severe case of DIARRHEA! Please, go FLUSH!

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When things are bad, we take a bit of comfort in the thought that they could always be WORSE. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad they have to get BETTER.'-Malcolm S. Forbes.

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The Price Is Right for Morons.

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Well, I'm really sorry to disappoint those snobby CCPs!

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Just say . . . ?!

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My advice column is going

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Whatever happens, we've got your back, girlfriend! Unless, of course, the crowd gets mad and decides to tar and feather us. Then, I'll be leaving you in the dust!

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Toilet-papered your house!

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Your locker door. But due to my severe allergic reaction to your coat, all I could muster was a weak and very hoarse whisper that you apparently didn't hear.

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Wicked Witch of the West

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Kincaid after class, she told me I was in bio, not ART class. Then she

— Rachel Renee Russell

Wine intoxicates for a time, but the end is bitterness.

— Rachel Renee Russell

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