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Pat Paulsen Quotes

People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?
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All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

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If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.

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I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.

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In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.

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The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

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A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?

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Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

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Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon.

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The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.

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I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'

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I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.

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The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.

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Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.

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I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

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Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

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Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.

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Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

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