Oliver Gaspirtz Quotes

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Oliver Gaspirtz Quotes

Getting life insurance is like making a bet you cant win. If you live, you dont get the money. If you die, you dont get to enjoy the money.
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It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

— Oliver Gaspirtz

Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die, you don't get to enjoy the money.

— Oliver Gaspirtz

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

— Oliver Gaspirtz

Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.

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Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

— Oliver Gaspirtz

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