Oliver Gaspirtz Quotes
Enjoy the top 14 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Oliver Gaspirtz.

“Getting life insurance is like making a bet you cant win. If you live, you dont get the money. If you die, you dont get to enjoy the money.”
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It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.
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“A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.”
— Oliver Gaspirtz
Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die, you don't get to enjoy the money.
— Oliver Gaspirtz
“You only live once, so enjoy the ride.”
— Oliver Gaspirtz
Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.
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Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.
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Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
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“A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.”
— Oliver Gaspirtz
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