Ogden Nash Quotes

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Ogden Nash Quotes

Too clever is dumb.
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Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.

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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

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Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.

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Progress is a fine thing, but it's gone on long enough.

— Ogden Nash

Too clever is dumb.

— Ogden Nash

There's nothing that keeps it's youth
So far as I know, but a tree and the truth

— Ogden Nash

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

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I think in terms of rhyme, and have since I was six years old,

— Ogden Nash

Celery, raw,
Develops the jaw

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Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty.

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Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

— Ogden Nash

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.

— Ogden Nash

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