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My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
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Teenagers don't know what love is. They have mixed-up ideas. They go for a drive and the boy runs out of gas and they smooch a little and the girl says she loves him. That isn't love. Love is when you are married twenty-five years, smooching in your living room and he runs out of gas and she says she still loves him. That's love.

— Norm Crosby

If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.

— Norm Crosby

All's fair if you have a really good attorney.

— Norm Crosby

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