Noel Fielding Quotes

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Noel Fielding Quotes

When Im 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.
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I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.

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I don't pick stuff up I knock stuff down!

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I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. It's the most fun I've had since i was seven. And I thought: it's not about drink, or drugs, or fancy clubs. It's about running around in your socks, changing direction in a front room in Leicester.

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I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land With a wig, yeah. And some crisps.

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There was a big age difference between me and my brothers - about 10 years - so I was an only child for a long time. I used to hang out a lot on my own. I played a lot of weird games with a lot of imaginary people. I guess it's kind of roleplaying ...

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When you're quite young, your imagination's quite free.

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I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

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I couldn't have invented crisps ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps ... I invented apples ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.

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You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs?

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I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.

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No means yes in grasshopper language.

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You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.

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Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.

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When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.

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Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.

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