Noel Coward Quotes

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Noel Coward Quotes

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun.
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Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

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There's always something fishy about the French.

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But why, oh why, do the wrong people travel, when the right people stay at home?

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Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?

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Fifty-four years of love and tenderness and crossness and devotion and unswerving loyalty. Without her I could have achieved a quarter of what I have achieved, not only in terms of success and career, but in terms of personal happiness.

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I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo.

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Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

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A bloody good thing, but too late.

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Madame Bovary is the sexiest book imaginable. The woman's virtually a nyphomaniac but you won't find a vulgar word in the entire thing.

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It's never too early for a cocktail.

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Many years ago I remember a famous actress explaining to me with perfect seriousness that before making an entrance she always stood aside to allow God to go on first. I can also remember that on that particular occasion He gave a singularly uninspired performance.

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There isn't a particle of you that I don't know, remember, and want.

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Everybody was up to something, especially, of course, those who were up to nothing.

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