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Nina Bangs Quotes

Admirable." Translation: Slut. "Im confident you could have ripped the vampires heart out with no help from Sir Conall. You would never need a hero to rescue you." Translation: Amazon.
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He couldn't concentrate on anything while her incredible bottom led him up those stairs like the Pied Piper of tempting asses.

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She was trapped with a telepathic cat that wanted to go to the opera, in an elevator that had passed dungeon in favor of a lower floor - hell.

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She silently chanted the rules of the civilized: Thou shalt not make love on a balcony even if it's thirty-something stories up because someone might see you. Thou shalt not make love with a dinosaur no matter how sexy he is. Thou shalt not make love on a balcony when a werewolf is in the room, even if said werewolf is asleep. And last but not least, thou shalt not make love outside when it's cold because goose bumps are never attractive.

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They've worked the absolute-power-corrupts-absolutely truth since the beginning of time. They foment destruction and chaos. It puts them in their happy place.

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She understood the meaning of the "Dark Ages" now. Because with all the drinking to celebrate rescues of fair maidens and slayings of dragons, vampires, and other scary whatevers, the local folk must've spent most of their time facedown on the great hall floor.

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Way to defuse a situation. It's tough to enjoy a good bloodbath in the middle of a PowerPoint presentation.

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