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Shed never before seen moobs quite so active and bouncy.
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She didn't dare expose her heart the way she'd exposed her body.

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I know every guy here, and they're all pretty much jerks.

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In the history of risk taking, had there ever been a better reason to take a chance than genuine, heart-pounding, scary-ass love?

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Just because he's a guy doesn't mean he and I can't be just friends." "And just because you don't have to insert batteries into him doesn't mean you can't be more.

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Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?

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The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

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It's like a meatloaf.

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Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?

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He's so outta my league, we're not even playing the same sport ... He's professional soccer in Europe and I'm intramural badminton in the States.

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What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.

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Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories.

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Given his personality, I'd say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.

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Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you?

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My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?

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Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society.

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If you're going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your face!

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It's complicated. He's not ... ' Human? 'He's playing hard to get.

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