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Miranda Hart Quotes

There are some professions that culturally and sociologically take a long time to change, and because of that, theres still sexism in comedy audiences. We shouldnt blame them: I do it too. A woman comes on, and I feel slightly anxious. Im a woman in comedy, and I do that; I think everyone does.
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If I did better ... I'd be God.

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Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.

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Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.

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You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

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(Note to anyone considering joining a class: there is no need to turn up in full Strictly Come Dancing salsa outfit including fake tan. Everyone just wears jeans. Briefly awkward.)

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We said together, wistfully, 'Life, eh?' It says everything without having to say anything: that we all experience moments of joyful or painful reflection, sometimes alone, sometimes sharing laughs and tears with others; that we all know and appreciate that however wonderful and precious life is, it can equally be a terribly confusing and mysterious beast. 'Life, eh?

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Have I finally convinced you that it's always best to be who you are?

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I am essentially a middle-aged woman who likes making up weird snack combinations and galloping.

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I'd like someone tall, dark and nice. Independent and confident. Not a macho man. Perhaps a little bit girly, in a way. The key for me is if we can cry with laughter.

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I'm quite a confident person in many ways, but there's only so much you can hear about being compared to Hattie Jacques. For the record, she was a comedy goddess, but she was 25 stone. I hope I'm right in saying I'm not in any way nearly 25 stone.

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However much I might have yearned to be one of The Beautiful Ones, particularly at those ghastly school discos, where any desperate attempt to impress the opposite sex lead to at best deep humiliation, I now feel extremely blessed that I wasn't.

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I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.

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Things don't have to come to you in your youth. It's fine for them to come to you when you get older. That's a motto in my household.

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When my sitcom 'Miranda' first became successful, I was so in the thick of working and I was so stressed that I didn't really enjoy the moment. You suddenly look back and go, 'Gosh, you've just got to enjoy every day.' And now I wake up and literally pinch myself every day.

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My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

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