Michael Showalter Quotes

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Michael Showalter Quotes

In my perfect world order, it is cold all the time. Everyone wears sweaters and drinks coffee. People dont speak to each other; they read the newspaper. There is no loud music, and cats are in charge.
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I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.

— Michael Showalter

I knew that if I was going to write a book, I was going to have to read one, too.

— Michael Showalter

I tend to a lot of improvisational ranting, and that's fun. For me, stand-up has been, performance-wise, a really good outlet.

— Michael Showalter

There are comedians that I like. I think a lot of it, you just figure out on your own. It's definitely one of those things that you get good at by doing it a lot. But I like Jim Gaffigan. Patton Oswalt. Janeane Garofalo.

— Michael Showalter

I calculated that if I wrote five pages a day, which seemed very doable, I would have an 1,800-page first draft when the deadline rolled around. Though completely unwritten, I was very impressed with how long my first draft would be.

— Michael Showalter

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