Mark Russell Quotes

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Mark Russell Quotes

If the audience doesnt like it, usually theyre just silent. But theyve never all walked out at once.
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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

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It might seem a little trite, all this trouble over a stupid wall. But you've got to understand, it was the wall that finally allowed people to return to Jerusalem without having to worry about being overrun by thieves, marauders, and rapists. A few hardscrabble pioneers can make a go of it in a lawless wasteland, but if you want the artists, priests, and scribes to come, then you need a wall to protect them. And those are the people who create your culture, write your history. It might be construction workers who build your nation, and soldiers who guard it, but it's the nerds who make it a civilization.

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The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

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You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.

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You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

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We're just moving along as quick as possible.

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I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.

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You have to imbue the characters with their own sort of feeling of justification and morality. Everyone has that, whether we see them as evil or not. So I try to bring the characters to life by making them likable or lovable, in the sense that they can be, at least to themselves.

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A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

— Mark Russell

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