Maria Thayer Quotes

“I have work to do as a human being.”

— Maria Thayer

“I had to pretend to drown. I was underwater, which is scary, and I'm not afraid of water, but people do die underwater.”

— Maria Thayer

Even to play a dead body; that'd be an easy gig.

— Maria Thayer

“As an actor, I'll take any job.”

— Maria Thayer

“I'm strictly a movie person. I mean, I watch the HBO documentaries and Netflix.”

— Maria Thayer

“I love not serious documentaries, too, but I love seeing people at their wits' end, I guess.”

— Maria Thayer

“Documentaries are my favorite thing, and the more depressing, the better.”

— Maria Thayer

“I mostly, for someone who makes a lot of their living in comedy - and even for someone who doesn't make their living in comedy - I don't watch a lot of comedy.”

— Maria Thayer

“I love Errol Morris so much; he's one of my heroes.”

— Maria Thayer

“If someone is doing something crazy - or what I think is crazy - I'm watching, but also am I keeping the actual seriousness of someone actually running for president in my mind all the time?”

— Maria Thayer

I need something fun to get my mind off of pretending to die and I didn't have any squibs under water.

— Maria Thayer