M.J. McGuire Quotes

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M.J. McGuire Quotes

If Jonah had gone to Yale,
Instead of the gut of a whale,
Hed have a diploma,
A better aroma,
And a nice little condo in Vail.
— M.J. McGuire —

The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.

— M.J. McGuire

I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.

— M.J. McGuire

M.J. McGuire Quotes: Bungee jumping is like suicide with
Bungee jumping is like suicide with strings attached.

— M.J. McGuire

If Jonah had gone to Yale,
Instead of the gut of a whale,
He'd have a diploma,
A better aroma,
And a nice little condo in Vail.

— M.J. McGuire

The Bread of Life is still better than Chicken Soup for the Soul.

— M.J. McGuire

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap.

— M.J. McGuire

M.J. McGuire Quotes: I recommend you dont attend the wheat
I recommend you don't attend the wheat and chaff bonfire.

— M.J. McGuire

Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.

— M.J. McGuire

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.

— M.J. McGuire

Is Jimmy Hoffa dead or does he work at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot?

— M.J. McGuire

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