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Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you dont have anything worth giving.
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Are you kidding? That guy was a mystery wrapped in an enigma and crudely stapled to a ticking fucking time bomb. He was either going to hit somebody or start a blog.

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Lev Grossman Quotes: Though the funny thing about never being
Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don't have anything worth giving.

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I started thinking about the endings of novels not because I think endings are so important, but because I think they're actually not as important as they're sometimes given credit for.

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Lev Grossman Quotes: Its a great thing when you feel that you
It's a great thing when you feel that you recognize yourself, deeply and movingly, in a work of literature.

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Lev Grossman Quotes: And im not as young as i once was at my
And I'm not as young as I once was. At my age, I don't have time to be bored.

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It's not really possible to open 'The Casual Vacancy' without a lot of expectations both high and low crashing around in your brain and distorting your vision. There's no point pretending they're not there.

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She still had her bad days, no question, when the black dog of depression sniffed her out and settled its crushing weight on her chest and breathed its pungent dog breath in her face. On those days she called in sick to the IT shop where, most days, she untangled tangled networks for a song. On those days she pulled down the shades and ran dark for twelve or twenty-four or seventy-two hours, however long it took for the black dog to go on home to its dark master.

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Josh speculated about the hypothetical contents of an imaginary porn magazine for intelligent trees that would be entitled Enthouse.

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Maybe this was one of those times when being a hero didn't involve looking particularly brave. It was just doing what you should.

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He wasn't in a safe little story where wrongs were automatically righted; he was still in the real world, where bad bitter things happened for no reason, and people paid for things that weren't their fault.

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Lev Grossman Quotes: Being a hero the man had observed is
Being a hero, the man had observed, is largely a matter of knowing one's cues.

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Sometimes he wasn't sure if he was in love with Julia or just that he wanted to be in love with her, because it would be so comforting, such a relief, to be in love with her. It seemed like such a good idea. Was there really that big of a difference?

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The librarian thought the problem was just that the right books weren't breeding with each other and proposed a forced mating program. The library committee had an epic secret meeting about the ethics of literary eugenics which ended in a furious deadlock.

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A key part of successfully being Julia, it seemed, was not giving a shit if you looked weird.

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What makes you think what happened to you on Earth wasn't an adventure?

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No one gets punished for anything. We do whatever we want, and that's all we do, and nobody stops us, and nobody cares.

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Up until relatively recently, creating original characters from scratch wasn't a major part of an author's job description. When Virgil wrote The Aeneid, he didn't invent Aeneas; Aeneas was a minor character in Homer's Odyssey whose unauthorized further adventures Virgil decided to chronicle. Shakespeare didn't invent Hamlet and King Lear; he plucked them from historical and literary sources. Writers weren't the originators of the stories they told; they were just the temporary curators of them. Real creation was something the gods did.
All that has changed. Today the way we think of creativity is dominated by Romantic notions of individual genius and originality, and late-capitalist concepts of intellectual property, under which artists are businesspeople whose creations are the commodities they have for sale.

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It was the strangest thing, but he was looking forward to everything so much, he could hardly stand it. He never would have believed it. He never thought he would.
"You know what?" He took Alice's hand. "Let's fly.

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If you please, Admiral, don't be a cock. I'll know it when I see it, and if, for some reason, I don't, you tell me, alright? Admiral Lacker inclined his head almost imperceptibly to indicate that they had a deal. He would endeavor to be as little of a cock as possible.

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Both their attention and their neglect were equally intolerable. His world had become complicated and interesting and magical. Theirs was mundane and domestic. They didn't understand that the world they could see wasn't the one that mattered, and they never would.

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He wished he could tell him that none of it was going to turn out anything like the way he hoped, but that everything was going to be all right anyway. It was hard to explain, but he would see.

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But the thing about monsters was, you couldn't talk to them about it, because they wouldn't admit they were monsters in the first place.

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This whole world was a processed petroleum product.

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Maybe this was the only way it could have gone. You didn't get the quest you wanted, you got the one you could do. That was the hard part, accepting that you didn't get to choose which way you went.

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He was going to be a motherfucking Magician.

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That guy was a mystery wrapped in an enigma and crudely stapled to a ticking fucking time bomb. He was either going to hit somebody or start a blog. To tell you the truth I'm kind of glad he hit you.

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She swore she could prove it mathematically, but the calculations required were so involved that they would have required a computer the size of the universe, running for a length of time that would have taken them past the projected heat-death of the universe, to work them out. It was pretty much the definition of moot.

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He hit terminal velocity and kept accelerating,

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The Order seemed to adhere to the principle of suckers walk, players ride.

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Plover's words were like dried flowers, stiff and crumbling, crushed flat between pages, when we'd had the living, blooming blossoms all around

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Apparently if you're enough of a power nerd, there is nothing that cannot be flowcharted.

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Plum guessed it stood to reason that out of all these billions of books at least one of them had to be dragon porn.

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Welcome to Facelessbook: an antisocial network.

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I can't overstate how little I knew about myself at 22, or how little I'd thought about what I was doing. When I graduated from college I genuinely believed that the creative life was the apex of human existence, and that to work at an ordinary office job was a betrayal of that life, and I had to pursue that life at all costs. Management consulting, law school, med school, those were fine for other people - I didn't judge! - but I was an artist. I was super special. I was sparkly. I would walk another path.
And I would walk it alone. That was another thing I knew about being an artist: You didn't need other people. Other people were a distraction. My little chrysalis of genius was going to seat one and one only.

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The Deeper Magic always seemed to come up when Ember didn't feel like doing something, or needed to close a plot hole.

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She was smart enough to know whose problem that was, and it wasn't hers.

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Quentin hadn't planned on spending the rest of his afternoon-or morning, or whatever this was-taking a standardized test on an unknown subject, at an unknown educational institution, in some unknown alternate climatic zone where it was still summer.

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Lev Grossman Quotes: Awesome axes josh said where did you
Awesome axes," Josh said. "Where did you-" "Your mom gave them to me," Janet said. "After I fucked her." "Why-" "Because she enjoyed it so much.

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Whoever that hermit was, he obviously despised his fellow man, and that meant he was OK in Eliot's book.

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Lev Grossman Quotes: It didnt feel like an exalted
It didn't feel like an exalted business-there was nothing grand about it. It hadn't felt noble and righteous, it felt rough and ugly and bloody and cruel. It was what was necessary, that was all.

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Lev Grossman Quotes: Afterward she took the tree aside and
Afterward she took the tree aside and conferred with it privately.

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Lev Grossman Quotes: Historical seen said alice people have
Historical seen, said Alice, people have almost always have whrong when they have said that.

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Well, look, I was angry. I don't think I commit a lot of gratuitous violence, but this was war, and he was a jerk, and I made a mess of him. I threw him through a couple of doors, and he cried like a fucking baby. You know what they used to write on cannons? The last argument of kings. I guess you could say magic is the last argument of queens.

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Lev Grossman Quotes: That got some appreciative laughter
That got some appreciative laughter, though he wasn't joking, and the bird didn't laugh. It didn't answer him either. Quentin couldn't read its face; like all birds, it had only one expression.

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Emily Greenstreet was one of these girls that nobody ever notices, who are only friends with other girls nobody notices. Nobody likes or dislikes them. They have weak chins, or chicken-pox scars, or their glasses are too big. I know I'm being mean. But you know, they're just sort of at the edge of everything.

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I think for a long time, I was paralyzed by some of my hopes and ideals for what my life was going to be like. I had this perfect vision of how my life should go, but it seemed - it was - impossible to realize, so I sat around for a long, long time doing almost nothing at all.

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It's very important, at least to me as a writer, that there be some rules on the table when I'm writing. Rules come from genres. You're writing in a genre, there are rules, which is great because then you can break the rules. That's when really exciting things happen.

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