Leslie Nielsen Quotes

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Leslie Nielsen Quotes

Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.
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Don't call me Shirley!

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The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

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I have always loved science fiction. One of my favorite shows is 'Star Trek.' I like the trips, where it drops my mind off, because they give you a premise and all of a sudden, you say, 'Oh!' and I'm fascinated by it.

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It was a boy's name first.

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The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh.

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When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.

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I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

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I don't think anybody can really sit down and decide that their mission in life is to make people think. I think their mission in life is to leave people alone!

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I'm afraid if I don't keep moving, they're going to catch me ... I am 81 years old and I want to see what's around the corner, and I don't see any reason in the world not to keep working. But I am starting to value my down time a great deal because I am realizing there might be other things to do that I am overlooking.

— Leslie Nielsen

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