Kinky Friedman Quotes

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Kinky Friedman Quotes

Id felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.

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You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that.

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Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding themselves that they lose their taxicabs. They don't see that what kind of napkin you get at a delicatessen is a matter of much significance in the world today.
That's why they don't get linen

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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.

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Rocky Hawkins has written a rare, fun and beautiful book. If you don't believe me, read it for yourself.

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I see an issue I like, and I support it.

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We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program (search) from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.

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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.

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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.

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The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.

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The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.

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Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.

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Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy.

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He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York.

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Finding a cat
or having a cat find you
can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.

— Kinky Friedman

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