Kinky Friedman Quotes

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Kinky Friedman Quotes

Id felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.

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You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that.

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If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.

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Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.

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Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.

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Happiness is a moving target.

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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.

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Why did i so passionately require the truth? because all great fiction is true

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Kinky Friedman Quotes: Most people of course spend their lives
Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding themselves that they lose their taxicabs. They don't see that what kind of napkin you get at a delicatessen is a matter of much significance in the world today.
That's why they don't get linen

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In April 1933, Willie's mother, Myrle, gave birth to him in a manger somewhere along the old highway between Waco & Dallas. There were angels in attendance that night. Some of them, no doubt, flying too close to the ground:

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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes: How can you look at the texas
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

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I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes: The only currency i value is the coin of
The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes: I dont apologize to people who try to
I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.

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It's all very well going around thinking you're a cowboy, until you run into somebody who thinks he's an Indian.

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Rocky Hawkins has written a rare, fun and beautiful book. If you don't believe me, read it for yourself.

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I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.

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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

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If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes: The first thing ill do if elected is
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

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I see an issue I like, and I support it.

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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

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We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.

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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes: Were all worm bait waiting to happen its
We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.

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Wandering around back stage at a willie Nelson concert is a bit like being the parrot on the shoulder of the guy who's running the Ferris wheel. It's not the best seat in the house, but you see enough lights, action, people, and confusion to make you wonder if anybody knows what the hell's going on. If you're sitting out front, of course, it all rolls along as smoothly as a German train schedule, but as Willie, like any great magician, would be the first to point out, the real show is never in the center ring. As Willie always says, Fortunately, we're not in control.

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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program (search) from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.

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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.

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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.

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I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes: Always beware of people offering you one
Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education?

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Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes: The ten commandments being taken out of
The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes: The distance between the limousine and
The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.

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Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.

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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.

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Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes: Sleep came slower than a frigid woman
Sleep came slower than a frigid woman.

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He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York.

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Finding a cat
or having a cat find you
can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.

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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.

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The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.

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People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.

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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street

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Kinky Friedman Quotes: I believe that voices like ross perot
I believe that voices like Ross Perot (search), Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.

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This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.

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