Judy Tenuta Quotes

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Judy Tenuta Quotes

This guy says, "Im perfect for you, cause Im a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"
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I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself.

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How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?

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Love Goddess in training. It could happen.

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I turned down a date once because I was looking for someone a little closer to the top of the food chain.

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Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you ...

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What do men want? Men want a mattress that cooks.

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