Joy Behar Quotes

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Joy Behar Quotes

Im Italian, but some people think Im Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.
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Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

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I don't profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that's my position.

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Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.'

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I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe.

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When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.

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You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I'm not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics, though. It's not my speed. I'm not interested in the ins and outs of health care.

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I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if I order a sandwich at lunch, she'll order a salad. If I order a salad, she'll order half a cantaloupe. If I order half a cantaloupe, she'll order a cup of coffee. This bizarre contest continues until she's down to sucking on a mint-flavored toothpick. At this rate, her preference for dying over being fat could be a reality sooner than she thinks.

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It's not interesting enough if you don't know who you are, what you want. You need to make educated decisions about your moves and talk to people who care about you. And you need to have people who will have your back.

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As Socrates I believe said the unexamined life is not worth living. I believe that's true. I do believe that.

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Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?

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I mean, I'd like to see (Mitt Romney's) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol.

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If you have trouble with finding things you should get into some kind of therapy with a good therapist if you need, I mean I just believe in therapy for everybody. I really do. I don't think any body can escape it.

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