Josh Stern Quotes

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Josh Stern Quotes

Ever play mirror mirror on the wall with two mirrors facing each other?
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If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody

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My recipe for success: Have someone else do it

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Don't ever mistake silence for ignorance, when it is obviously stupidity

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-'Having' Your Cake ... a little perverted ...
'Eating' it too ... a lot perverted!

— Josh Stern

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

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Camus said 'Love Lasts or Love Burns'. I want a Lasting Burn-just nothing requiring a series of painful treatments by a rubber-gloved Doctor

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I like gross generalizations ... I also like disgusting specifics!

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Blood is thicker than water, and so is diarrhea

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I try not to take things lying down, especially rectal thermometers

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All great discoveries are made by opening up the changing room door

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All the world's a stage and I'm just going through a phase

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I might feel ten feet tall, but I wouldn't touch you with my pole

— Josh Stern

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