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As the barmans hand rose from beneath the bar, Cabal was filled with a presentiment and a strange foreboding that he hadnt felt since the last time hed watched the nightmare corpse city of Rlyeh rise, effulgent with the ineffable and fetid with fish, rise from the depths of the Pacific.
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They served to remind Cabal - should a reminder ever be necessary - why his social skills were so poor: people were loathsome and not worth the practise.

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It's a philosophical minefield!
Cabal had a brief mental image of Aristotle walking halfway across an open field before unexpectedly disappearing in a fireball. Descartes and Nietzsche looked on appalled. He pulled himself together.

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Well, if I ever suffer brain damage I know there's always a career waiting for me in local politics.

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Zombies are so passe

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Do you smoke, Herr Cabal?"
"Only to be antisocial," replied Cabal, making no move.

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There had been no possibility that he had survived. His body had not tumbled into a foaming sea or into a clouded abyss from which he might later make an unexpected return through the good offices of kindly dolphins or giant eagles. Cabal had himself checked that all life was extinguished by searching for a pulse, looking for clouding on a mirror held to the corpse's mouth, and by kicking repeatedly.

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Now you're an adult, Katya! he'd said, picking her up under the armpits like he'd been doing since she'd been born.

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IN WHICH THERE ARE MONSTERS AND CATS, WHICH IS TO SAY, VERY MUCH THE SAME THING

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In his experience, motives were simple. There was greed, there was jealousy, he'd seen plenty of revenge played out in gang-related crimes, there was even sadism, and sometimes there was flat-out stupidity, which was a pretty powerful motivator in itself.

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Cabal took her arm, and they processed towards the cafe like old friends, or at least the sort of old friends in which the lady wears a somewhat smug smile while the gentleman scowls darkly.

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School sounds a bunch more two-fisted than I'd thought.

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