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Joining ER, I felt like that kid who got the golden ticket in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Ive been offered chocolate bars all these years, but there had been no golden ticket. Just the stomachache that was called Jake in Progress.
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When I was 16 or 17, I remember kissing one of my first girlfriends, Kim Anderson, under a stairwell at Disneyland. I'll never forget that feeling.

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I started Pilates. I'm the only guy in there. They plot before I get there: 'How can we make John look ridiculous?' Because every exercise involved my legs up, like I'm in the stirrups or something.

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I once dated someone who worked at McDonald's. She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.

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Joining 'ER,' I felt like that kid who got the golden ticket in 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.' I've been offered chocolate bars all these years, but there had been no golden ticket. Just the stomachache that was called 'Jake in Progress.'

— John Stamos

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