Joey Adams Quotes
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“Smack your child every day. If you dont know why - he does.”
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
— Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
— Joey Adams
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
— Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
— Joey Adams
“Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'”
— Joey Adams
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
— Joey Adams
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