Joe Bob Briggs Quotes

Enjoy the top 20 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Joe Bob Briggs.

Joe Bob Briggs Quotes

In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.
— Joe Bob Briggs —

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

— Joe Bob Briggs

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

— Joe Bob Briggs

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

— Joe Bob Briggs

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

— Joe Bob Briggs

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

— Joe Bob Briggs

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

— Joe Bob Briggs

In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.

— Joe Bob Briggs

In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.

— Joe Bob Briggs

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

— Joe Bob Briggs

You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.

— Joe Bob Briggs

Speaking of things that'll make your head explode, "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" finally made it to the drive-in

— Joe Bob Briggs

SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD:
Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary.

— Joe Bob Briggs

Joe Bob Briggs Quotes Pictures

Want to see more pictures of Joe Bob Briggs quotes? Click on image of Joe Bob Briggs quotes to view full size.

Joe Bob Briggs Quotes Pictures 1
Joe Bob Briggs Quotes Pictures 2
Joe Bob Briggs Quotes Pictures 3
Joe Bob Briggs Quotes Pictures 4