Jimmy Durante Quotes

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Jimmy Durante Quotes

Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
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Be nice to people on your way up becuase you meet them on your way down

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

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Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.

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Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

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If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.

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Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.

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Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.

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Start off each day with a song

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What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Lincoln do for relaxation? He read a book. What does Congress do for relaxation? They book a red.

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Don't put no constrictions on da people! Leave 'em the hell alone!

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What's a depression? The dictionary says a depression is a dent. And what's a dent? Everybody knows a dent is a hole. And what's a hole? You tell me what's a hole! And I'll tell you that a hole is nothin'!

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My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head.

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To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place.

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