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As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I dont find any problems with that, even if Im gigging in the Bible Belt, because religious people dont come and see me.
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The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.

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We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.

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Here's the thing about people who believe in god ... They're idiots.

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Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

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Before doing stand-up, I thought acting was easy - it's not easy. It's a hard life. It's easy in its own way, you just stand there and talk. But there is a difference between people who can do it well and people who can't.

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I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group.

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I can't imagine being a woman in the world of acting, like where you age starts to weigh you down - you go from being attractive to where they [directors] decided you're out ... I feel like with stand-up comedy, it doesn't matter if I've gotten fatter.

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There's two types of hecklers. If someone says something really funny it's normally them heckling as part of the show. They're trying to add onto one of your jokes. If someone says something really funny, I've never seen a comedian abuse them, you always sort of tip your hat a little bit if they nail it.

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Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.

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Can't punch women in the face!

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I was 13 when I was started questioning and 16 when I stopped believing in God.

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God built the world, but he did not know it was round.

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I think only things that are personal to us offend us. It's always bizarre when people who would normally laugh at an AIDS joke won't laugh at a cancer joke, but far more people know somebody who's died from cancer.

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I don't want people to leave the show being upset. So if I am trying to do a new joke, and sometimes I will talk about things like gun control or hostile massacre and I notice people being upset I will change the direction.

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