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Suzanne Sugarbaker of Designing Women was so right when she said, "Theres just nothing better in life than to ride around on the back of a convertible with a crown on your head." Words to live by.
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Stay fit and live long and prosper, but write your own obituary now, while you can, just in case.

— Jill Conner Browne

If you are stuck sweating on a sandbar in the river of your life you've got to find a way back into those swift effervescent currents of joy that are your birthright.

— Jill Conner Browne

My sister, Judy, has always said that she would like to lie in state, propped up in her coffin with her eyes blared wide open, face fixed in a big grin, and have a taped greeting for all her mourners. Something real upbeat and, well, live-sounding, like: 'He-e-e-ey!Cuteshoestellyomamahi!

— Jill Conner Browne

What if, when you woke up in the morning, ALL you had LEFT was what you had thanked God for the night before?

— Jill Conner Browne

I believe that the ability to laugh at oneself is fundamental to the resiliency of the human spirit.

— Jill Conner Browne

I love men. They Taste like Chicken

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In certain regions of Italy, women of ill-repute or evil looks are forbidden to enter cheese factories.

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In trying times, such as the ones we currently find ourselves mired in the middle of, one wants a distraction from one's troubles, and I find it most helpful to plan and engage in a pleasant outing or two with close and like-minded friends. Or you could go gator huntin'.

— Jill Conner Browne

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