Jerry Lawler Quotes

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Jerry Lawler Quotes

You lost weight? Look around, youll find it.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels.

— Jerry Lawler

But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.

— Jerry Lawler

You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.

— Jerry Lawler

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.

— Jerry Lawler

Go back to your bingo hall.

— Jerry Lawler

Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.

— Jerry Lawler

This man can make a horror movie without makeup.

— Jerry Lawler

The fats dented the flats.

— Jerry Lawler

There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.

— Jerry Lawler

Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.

— Jerry Lawler

Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.

— Jerry Lawler

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!

— Jerry Lawler

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

— Jerry Lawler

Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!

— Jerry Lawler

It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.

— Jerry Lawler

Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.

— Jerry Lawler

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