Jeffrey Bernard Quotes

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Jeffrey Bernard Quotes

Its one thing to ask your bank manager for an overdraft to buy 500 begonias for the borders in Haslemere, but quite another to seek financial succour to avail oneself of the 5-2 theyre offering on lie de Bourbon for the St Leger.
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Although I have to admit I have despised a couple of people simply because they have never had a job in their lives.

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I don't remember ever being full of dislike and hatred for people, like some kids I've come across now.

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Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends'.

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In most betting shops you will see three windows marked 'Bet Here', but only one window with the legend 'Pay Out'.

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Journalism is the only thinkable alternative to working.

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They smoke cigarettes professionally. The smoke is inhaled very sharply and the teeth are bared.Then the head turns to give you a profile and the smoke is exhaled slowly and deliberately and the grey jet stream becomes a beautiful blue cloud of smoke.What are they trying to tell us?

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Oh, the self-importance of fading stars. Never mind, they will be black holes one day.

— Jeffrey Bernard

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