Jeff Ross Quotes

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Jeff Ross Quotes

Bad taste is not illegal. I always got my first laughs as a kid by saying inappropriate things. Thats always how were going to get our laughs as comics.
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

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Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.

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Most people, when they think of an insult, they keep it to themselves. But you wouldn't believe the things people say on my Twitter feed, and I'm a nice guy. Imagine if I was a jerk.

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When I see something that's sensitive, I go, 'You've got to put that out there.' You need to keep the dialogue going and shine a light on the bad guys. If you sweep it under the carpet, people forget about it. People stop talking about it.

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I'm not hurting anybody. Comedy's all about innuendo. I'm putting it out there just like anybody else.

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My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.

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I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I never meet her in a dark alley.

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When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact.

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Bad taste is not illegal. I always got my first laughs as a kid by saying inappropriate things. That's always how we're going to get our laughs as comics.

— Jeff Ross

Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that.

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You don't mess with Oprah. She has enough money in her left pocket to have me killed.

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Could you imagine me and the roasters taking on the GOP field? It would be the greatest show ever. Prove that you can take a joke. Prove that you're a man or woman of the people. Prove that you're not above criticism even in the form of a backhanded compliment.

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Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.

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Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and face.

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How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?

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South Park called ... they want their everything back.

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