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Jean Shepherd Quotes

Ive met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They cant see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves ... only about you.
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Semicolon, you dolt!

— Jean Shepherd

Preparing to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep sea diving.

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The Bumpuses were so low down on the evolutionary totem pole that they weren't even included in Darwin's famous family tree. They had inbred and ingrown and finally emerged from the Kentucky hills like some remnant of Attila the Hung's barbarian horde. Flick said that they had webbed feet and only three toes. It might have been true.

— Jean Shepherd

I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves ... only about you.

— Jean Shepherd

There are fewer things more thrilling in life than lumpy letters. That rattle.

— Jean Shepherd

In all my years of New York cab riding I have yet to find the colorful, philosophical cabdriver that keeps popping up on the late movies.

— Jean Shepherd

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