Jean Kerr Quotes

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Jean Kerr Quotes

Children are different mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, theyre all a little bit nuts.
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I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

— Jean Kerr

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.

— Jean Kerr

The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

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One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

— Jean Kerr

It has been explained to me that toys are packaged in shards, to be assembled by the middle-aged and butter-fingered, because this makes it easier for the shippers ... If they had to spend hours and hours putting handlebars onto bicycles ... they would repent their ways and deliver something that looked like a rocking horse and not like the result of a small street accident.

— Jean Kerr

It's impossible to register any emotion without using some muscle which, in time, will produce a wrinkle ... By the time she is thirty, a starlet has been carefully taught to smile like a dead halibut. The eyes widen, the mouth drops open, but the eye muscles are never involved.

— Jean Kerr

In the beginning, we made the usual mistake of looking at houses we could afford. I am working on a proposition, hereafter to be known as Kerr's law, which states in essence: All the houses you can afford to buy are depressing.

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I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.

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I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

— Jean Kerr

It takes at least one to make a marriage.

— Jean Kerr

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