Jay Leno Quotes

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Jay Leno Quotes

Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser.
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

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Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.

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Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser.

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Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand.

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Oil prices jumped to well over $100 a barrel, and analysts say it's due to tension in the Middle East. So, luckily, it's just a temporary thing.

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Researchers in England say tall men are more likely to have more children than short men. Here in America we call that the NBA theory.

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Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.

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Big scandal on the new 'Survivor' series. The white, the black and the Hispanic teams were caught cheating off the Asian team.

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President Obama has announced a task force to review the tax codes. He's concerned there are too many loopholes and too many people manipulating the system to avoid paying taxes. And that's just in his administration.

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You could do anything in your room at college. You could smoke pot, live in a coed dorm, have a girl. But you couldn't have a ... hot plate!

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