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Jake Wizner Quotes

There once was a man who was sore
Cuz his wife wouldnt open the door.
Celibacy
is just not for me
Let me in, you cock-teasing whore.
— Jake Wizner —

There once was a man who was sore
'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.
Celibacy
is just not for me
Let me in, you cock-teasing whore.

— Jake Wizner

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