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Theres a place for farts, and theres a place for sharts.
— J.E. Haldeman —

Every band is allowed to do things how they want - including getting on stage in pink pasiley suits and doing TIP TOE THROUGH THE TULIPS.

— J.E. Haldeman

J.E. Haldeman Quotes: Theres a place for farts and theres a
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts.

— J.E. Haldeman

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