J.C. Lillis Quotes

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J.C. Lillis Quotes

Youve thrown a lot of pennies in ponds," she says. "Havent you.
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Abel snores pornographically, like a prince sleeping off an orgy.

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God is like junior high, Brandon. Graduate already.

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You've thrown a lot of pennies in ponds," she says. "Haven't you.

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Brandon's going to talk to a B-O-Y, and -"
"What?"
"That's your assignment tonight. You converse in public with a boy. You've heard of them, right? They're like girls, but with penises?

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There's only one kind of girl I can tolerate being, and it is not the Girl Who Gives it All Up for Love.

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Dude, can I have your pickle?

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What if I die of happiness and then go right to hell?

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