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Ilana Glazer Quotes

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, thats all were saying.
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Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

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The thing about the performance part ... starting with improv and standup, you're starting with yourself as the character, and I don't feel as much like, 'Oh, I'm a vessel for -' I feel like someone who calls themselves an actor is a vessel.

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I write 'Broad City,' so I connect it to me.

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When somebody asks what I do, I guess I say 'writer' first.

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That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

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It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

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I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that.

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We're big Hillary [Clinton] supporters. For a lot of reasons.

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I'm Language Gal. I can speak any language presented to me. And I look exactly like Halle Berry.

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'Broad City' [series] has a wild side, but it also has a very heartfelt side. It's very human.

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It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

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I don't enjoy cooking when I'm high. And I don't want to be eating garbage because then I'll feel gross.

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Biking is a good alternative. Use the city as your gym.

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I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack.

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I'm not going to watch two TV shows with vaginas in them unless somebody tells me why they're different!

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There was this one lady in Colorado who made us something ceramic, where it could have been either a ring holder or a bowl cleaner. She was just like, "Here you go." And we were both like, "Oh my god! Thank yoooou!"

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