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You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.
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To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, you've done what you set out to do. We didn't look our best today but we pulled. Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks she's not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee.

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I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey.

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Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don't think. I think he's useless you can quote me on that.

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Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those eyes. You don't know if he is going to buy you a drink or eat you.

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If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb

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