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Theyre holding flushes of face cards, and I think were the pot.
— Howard Tayler —

Maxim 2:
A sergeant in motion outranks a lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

— Howard Tayler

As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me.
-Captain Tagon

— Howard Tayler

Right now I've got just two rules to live by.
Rule one: don't taunt elephants.
Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.
-Sergeant Schlock

— Howard Tayler

Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.

— Howard Tayler

Now, let's hear some properly terrified screaming, puny humans!

— Howard Tayler

Is it really 'pro bono' if a lawyer takes your case in exchange for explosives?
-Captain Hartung

— Howard Tayler

No! Wait! I've got a better idea ... "
"Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock."
"And your point is ... "
"Let's broaden the definition of 'necessary'.

— Howard Tayler

Technically, you don't pay me.
And technically, most of what I do is "think."
I ... rrr. ummm.
And when you get right down to it, I'm better at it than you are.
-Ennesby & Captain Tagon

— Howard Tayler

There are customers we serve, and customers we service.
-Captain Andreyasn

— Howard Tayler

Are you guys really arguing over where to eat dinner?"
"It's one of the more savage tools in the diplomatic arsenal.

— Howard Tayler

Are you done briefing the company yet?"
"We, um ... Haven't gotten through the introductions yet."
"Allow me: Time-traveling Kevyn Andreyasn, this is the mercenary company "Tagon's Toughs."
"Company, this is the time-traveling Kevyn Andreyasn, who will have become your captain thirty-two hours from now, as of seven weeks ago.
Now, quick. Let's go save the galaxy while they're confused.

— Howard Tayler

How many words are you having trouble with, sir?"
"Just the ones that I've highlighted."
"I count at least a dozen, and I haven't gotten out of the first paragraph."
"That's as far as I got, too. I'm not sure you and I speak the same language.

— Howard Tayler

You know ... confessing to avoid prosecution is a time-honored strategy.
I don't want to be honored with time. Honor me with "slap-on-the-wrist," or maybe even "scot free.

— Howard Tayler

Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?

— Howard Tayler

When the messenger arrives and says 'Don't shoot the messenger,' it's a good idea to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case.

— Howard Tayler

Only cheaters prosper.

— Howard Tayler

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