Helen Ellis Quotes

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Helen Ellis Quotes

Sugar, nobodys perfect. And when ladies try to be perfect, their periods stop.
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A pink razor is like a mouse, where ever it is the pussy will follow.

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All we marrieds have a marriage chuckle. A marriage chuckle is a fake laugh you bring out when your spouse does something dumb that you have to pretend is charming. My

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Face it: you're never going to get carded again, so quit asking bouncers if they want to see your ID. Quit going places where they have bouncers.

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The only thing with less character than Chardonnay is wainscoting.

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