Hank Moody Quotes

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Hank Moody Quotes

Good morning, Hell-A. In the land of the lotus-eaters, time plays tricks on you. One day youre dreaming, the next, your dream has become your reality. It was the best of times. If only someone had told me. Mistakes were made, hearts were broken, harsh lessons learned. My family goes on without me, while I drown in a sea of pointless pussy. I dont know how I got here. But here I am, rotting away in the warm California sun. There are things I need to figure out, for her sake, at least. The clock is ticking. The gap is widening. She wont always love me no matter what
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People seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People ... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.

— Hank Moody

A morning of awkwardness is far better then a night of loneliness

— Hank Moody

When it comes to emotions, women know how to paint with the full set of oils, while men are busy doodling with crayons.

— Hank Moody

I pop a cassette into the Buick's stereo. It's the Ramones. I turn the volume up high and roll down the windows. The highway air tastes of fumes, but it still feels goddamn good to breathe

— Hank Moody

I don't just say shit. I mean, I do talk a lot of shit, but I generally mean what I say and I say what I mean.

— Hank Moody

Maybe, you never know. I've always been quite the self-saboteur.

— Hank Moody

Smell you later.

— Hank Moody

That was not sex. That was naked poetry.

— Hank Moody

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