Greg Proops Quotes

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Greg Proops Quotes

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.
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It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.

— Greg Proops

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

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If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

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White pants should be worn on two occasions:
One, never.
And two, if you're selling ice cream.

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I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

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If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you can go to Canada any day of the year. It's an entire country named Doug.

— Greg Proops

President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps.

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Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

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I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.

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I think if you steal well, you're a genius. If you copy badly, you're a hack.

— Greg Proops

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