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Greg Gutfeld Quotes

It was then that I realized that while playing the well-meaning tolerant individual (in short: liberal) garnered you fans and grades, it didnt matter. In my heart and head, I was a fraud.
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The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.

— Greg Gutfeld

It was then that I realized that while playing the well-meaning tolerant individual (in short: liberal) garnered you fans and grades, it didn't matter. In my heart and head, I was a fraud.

— Greg Gutfeld

Cool is identified only by defining others as uncool. The velvet rope excludes before it invites.

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That was pretty easy, and I wrote it while delousing my pet tapir.

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Compare Russell Brand with Mark Levin. My politics align more with Levin, but Brand still makes me giggle. And I hate his politics. He's a piece of hairy dog shit, but he's quick-witted-and that makes him a persuasive piece of hairy dog shit.

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I don't like the way my hair looks, so we're going to do the whole show over.

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Hollywood's schizophrenia over guns is matched only by their attitude toward taxes. Ever wonder why they film in Vancouver so often? It ain't for the beaches, I can tell you.

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Legal gun ownership always prevails over the emotionalism of the gun control movement.

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In the hands of fiends, guns will kill you. In your hands, they protect against such fiends.

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There's an argument that celebrities stop growing mentally the moment they reach stardom and then they just - everything goes away. I think that's true.

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Playboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe.

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The inevitability of abortion. But I refuse to accept the amoral consequences that are even far worse than that, which is harvesting them because we decided that as an adult society, we can use children to make our lives better, if you seek the reverse.

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Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But for now, buy a suit.

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Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody.

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The government is controlling your mind through chem trails, we all know this is true.

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