Gracie Allen Quotes

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Gracie Allen Quotes

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ... ? I wonder what I was blushing about?
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When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

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Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

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This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

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A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

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We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

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A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

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I'm having my platform run up by a movie set designer, so it will be very impressive from the front, but not too premanent. After all, there's no sense putting a lot of time and thought into something you'll have no use for after you're elected.

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My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

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I fully realize that every promise I make, the Republicans will double and the Democrats will redouble. They think this will make me vulnerable, but they don't know I have some tricks up my sleeve, along with a box of raisins to munch on while I'm waiting for the returns to come in.

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All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

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My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

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The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

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I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

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I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

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