Gilda Radner Quotes
Enjoy the top 46 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Gilda Radner.

“I love being a woman. You can cry. You get to wear pants now. If youre on a boat and its going to sink, you get to go on the rescue boat first. You get to wear cute clothes. It must be a great thing, or so many men wouldnt be wanting to do it.”
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There is no real security except for whatever you build inside yourself.
— Gilda Radner
“I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.”
— Gilda Radner
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures;
they give unconditional love.
For me they are the role model for being alive.
— Gilda Radner
“Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily.”
— Gilda Radner
I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.
— Gilda Radner
— Gilda Radner
“Never let a gynecologist put anything in your nose.”
— Gilda Radner
The goal is to live a full, productive life even with all that ambiguity. No matter what happens, whether the cancer never flares up again or whether you die, the important thing is that the days that you have had you will have lived.
— Gilda Radner
— Gilda Radner
“Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.”
— Gilda Radner
— Gilda Radner
Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you.
— Gilda Radner
“Some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end.”
— Gilda Radner
“I would say that Lucy, 'I Love Lucy,' she was my idol.”
— Gilda Radner
“I'm not really an impersonator.”
— Gilda Radner
Cancer changes your life, often for the better. You learn what's important, you learn to prioritize, and you learn not to waste your time. You tell people you love them. My friend Gilda Radner used to say, 'If it wasn't for the downside, having cancer would be the best thing and everyone would want it.' That's true. If it wasn't for the downside.
— Gilda Radner
— Gilda Radner
I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. Suddenly I had to spend all my time getting well.
— Gilda Radner
I love being a woman. You can cry. You get to wear pants now. If you're on a boat and it's going to sink, you get to go on the rescue boat first. You get to wear cute clothes. It must be a great thing, or so many men wouldn't be wanting to do it.
— Gilda Radner
Humor is just truth, only faster!
— Gilda Radner
“Motherhood ... is an act of infinite optimism.”
— Gilda Radner
You cannot live in Los Angeles for any period of time without eventually trying to write a screenplay. It's like a flu bug that you catch ... Even the plumber has a screenplay in his truck.
— Gilda Radner
— Gilda Radner
“[Roseanne Roseannadanna line:] It's always something.”
— Gilda Radner
“[Emily Litella line:] Never mind.”
— Gilda Radner
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